The Hidden Cow Level is a LIE! (Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo! moo)

event
cows
diablo
parody
april-fools-2019

#1

Stay awhile and listen… A strange new portal has appeared in Aden. From it flowed random leg bones that that belonged to a man named Wirt. Who is this Wirt? Why does he have so many leg bones? Some questions may never be answered…

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Event Details _(Moo details)_

You can now get Wirt’s Leg from Ives or as rare drops from MilkCows throughout the game. Using Wirt’s Leg will transport you to the hidden cow level where you can slay more bovines than a butcher ever could!

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New Items (Moo items):

T-Bone Steak (MOOOO!!!) - This is a healing food item that will restore your health to max. It has a greatly reduced reuse time in zones like The Underworld. (Moo moo moo healing moo item moo moo restore moo moo moo moo. Moo moo moo moo greatly reduced reuse moo moo zones moo moo underworld)

Bovine Leather (mOO!) - This item drops from all forms of Bovine in the Hidden Cow Level. After the event is over this item will be able to be used to have chances at getting the other items from this event. Including the Cow King’s Leathers set items. There will also be other rewards that will be able to be obtained using these leathers as well. So collect and save them!

Cow King’s Horns (Moo moo’s horns) - This legendary new helmet is made out of straight Cow King Leather. It is part of the Cow King’s Leathers set. These set items are the only costume items up to this point to get the powerful PEN and RES stats, so you’ll want to make sure you get them! Wearing the full set without nightmare essence(or halloween event) you’ll appear as a Hell Bovine. With essence, you’ll become the talkative cow king himself! (Moo legendary moo helmet moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo. Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo’s leathers moo. Moo moo moo items moo moo moo costume items moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo res stats, moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo! moo moo moo moo moo moo moo essence(or halloween moo) moo moo moo moo moo bovine. Moo moo essence, moo moo moo talkative moo moo moo!)

Cow King’s Hide (Moo moo’s moo) - This legendary new Chest piece is made out of straight Cow King Leather. It is part of the Cow King’s Leathers set. These set items are the only costume items up to this point to get the powerful PEN and RES stats, so you’ll want to make sure you get them! Wearing the full set without nightmare essence(or halloween event) you’ll appear as a Hell Bovine. With essence, you’ll become the talkative cow king himself! (Moo legendary moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo. Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo’s leathers moo. Moo moo moo items moo moo moo costume items moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo res stats, moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo! moo moo moo moo moo moo moo essence(or halloween moo) moo moo moo moo moo bovine. Moo moo essence, moo moo moo talkative moo moo moo!)

Cow King’s Hooves (Moo moo’s hooves) - This legendary new Boots are made out of straight Cow King Leather. It is part of the Cow King’s Leathers set. These set items are the only costume items up to this point to get the powerful PEN and RES stats, so you’ll want to make sure you get them! Wearing the full set without nightmare essence(or halloween event) you’ll appear as a Hell Bovine. With essence, you’ll become the talkative cow king himself! (Moo legendary moo boots moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo. Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo’s leathers moo. Moo moo moo items moo moo moo costume items moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo res stats, moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo! moo moo moo moo moo moo moo essence(or halloween moo) moo moo moo moo moo bovine. Moo moo essence, moo moo moo talkative moo moo moo!)

Other Changes/Notes

The amazing prank item Laxatives is now available in Ive’s shop. Use this on any food or potion item to cause that stack to be tainted and give players that uneasy feeling!

This event is best enjoyed with sounds on!

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